deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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(via not-a-dragon)

q2k:

q2k:

There’s a dog at work today who is a real life deviantart oc. He’s a border collie with long blonde 90s surfer dude bangs and it’s the most amazing thing I’ve seen since I started this job.

Nature is a wonder.

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I was being 100% serious.

(via homo-time)

awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

i-m-a-good-viper:

Lesbians:

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Men:

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(via night-breedd)

beksboys:

IT SUDDENLY GOT REALLY DARK IN HERE LIKE as if someone stood in front of our brightest lamp and it freaked me out so bad cause i thought “GHOSTS??? DEMONS?????” and i turned around and all i saw was

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(via ohmydionysus)

There are two kinds of people

lieano:

People who support their friends and want them to be happy even it means they get ‘friendzoned’

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And people who burn down all of Paris

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(via satansnectar)